The annoying habits of women
So after 3 odd years of pretty much no meaningful contact with a women I'm now pretty fed up with them.
If you didn't read my earlier trials and tribulations with a certain girl read that this will make more sense.
So after telling this girl to leave me alone she appeared when I came back on holiday and began to talk to me. That annoyed me but not only that she started flirting with the guy who sits next to me. Now I was prepared to give her the benefit of the doubt over being an evil scheming bitch but now I'm not, she's an evil scheming bitch and cock tease. She pretends to be Lesbian some times to get attention and then gives everyone who gives her the time of day the come on. Luckily the guy who sits next to me is already well aware of the way she works and has made his point of view clear.
Secondly is another women. A girl I've been sleeping with for over 4 years give or take. We've now decided to try and make more of it, I'm not sure it'll work but I'll try. But she's got this guy trying it on all the time. They had some thing a few months back and now he keeps contacting her. So while I'm round she's barely talking to me and everytime her phone beeps she's leaping to answer it. Of course this pisses me off. Now she won't see me tonight because she's going in the shower. She has the whole day off but she must go in this evening. Now knowing her I think this is probably true(She's a little strange) but there is a part of me that thinks some thing not quite right is going on. I'm a jealous type as it is.
Oh yeah and she's going bowling with him and a load of others on Saturday. Yip.....E
posted by Dan at 10:41 AM
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ahhh the woman
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* an adult female person (as opposed to a man); "the woman kept house while the man hunted"
* womanhood: women as a class; "it's an insult to American womanhood"; "woman is the glory of creation"; "the fair sex gathered on the veranda"
* charwoman: a human female who does housework; "the char will clean the carpet"
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If your not with one, the annoy the crap out of you. If you are they, well, annoy the crap out of you... Still cant find one that will bring me lasagne at work!
And you never will.
Women who bring lasagne to you at work are just part of filmic law.
Like pixies and fairies.
Such bright and funny little creatures but try finding one in the real world....sighhhh
Ah, women! Gotta love 'em! Let me add a few, like giving you the 20-minute version of a story when you were hoping for the 3-minute version; saying she's ready to go out the door, then doing 10 more things; still not deciding what she wants to eat when you get to the front of the takeout window. I've found more annoying habits listed at sites like http://www.holyshnikes.com. But I'm sure I'll soon be reminded of more right here a home and send some in to you!
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